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toofast4incest: It sounded like my dad liked my mom so I knew I would too
staticpoison: swimdeepinwavves: my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father
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lazyanbu: MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS SO WE MADE SOME MORE AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THEN MY DAD JOINED IN Now I’m imagining what these creatures would sound like when they talk…
This is gonna sound like a cliché omo scenario lol butttt…I’m getting really sleepy so started getting ready for bed and went to the bathroom to pee .. butmy toilet is out of commission cause my dad is taking it apart to put better parts in
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
oopsishittedagain: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
that-stupid-tardis-sound: lovelyharmonics: that-stupid-tardis-sound:that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free
hetalia-is-now: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY Us americans were all like,
dogstomp:My dad and I grew to love that sound. It’d go up and then get a little raspy like he was putting a lot of effort into the howl. I can hear it vividly again when the right kind of siren plays. ToT
natural–blues: sirsmalldog: yayfeminism: [Thread] this kind of makes me want to cry because I was just with my dad in the hospital two days ago, and he put off going to the hospital for weeks…. because we can’t afford it. we thought (as did
that-stupid-tardis-sound: that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs
themurdockboy:samaraweaving:Your dad was a boxer.He didn’t teach you any of that stuff, did he? #the best part of this is that as Matt is saying it out loud he is like…..oh my god…I sound like a douche…my life is the plot to karate kid (via
paperandpencilsandskips:Having a blast at the park
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
summervibesanddreams: AS IF WE NEEDED A LIST haha 21. Kids back in school, they ain’t running around my house making messes and being noisy all day lmao
theamazonparagon:fish-dinner-connoisseur: madredenutrias: yolanda-be-coool: queenejanine: “West Indians at Restaurants”Bruhhh the Guyanese one was SO accurate! Accent sounded JUST like my dad! YO he does Guyanese accent the best out of all of
jescar: misssandraaa: I know this may sound dumb, but when Jackie Chan passes away, I will honestly cry. He’s been a big part of my childhood. I grew up watching this guy. I have always admired him. And plus, he looks kind of like my dad. Jackie
jayrat: oopsishittedagain: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY i feel like you australians are just fucking with
staticpoison: swimdeepinwavves: my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father Your
giraffesandsneezing: today i was telling my dad about how i think falafel looks like horse poop and he didn’t know what it was so i described it and he said “oh. that sounds fal-awful”. OMG
The signs as things my dad has said to me
itsraininbritishmen: cherryskies: everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt my dad met Tom Felton fishing once and told him that he looked like “that weird blonde kid my daughter has on her computer background”
thatfoxyone: fierceisnotenough: phantity: My dad bought a new doorbell… This is what it sounds like OH MY GOD NEED I want one that plays the Pokemon battle music.
paintingwithpablo: dar-a: kuwkimye: Kim, Kanye & North in Cuba via Keeping Up With The Kardashians he sounds just like my dad here that’s so funny lmao she had to stop him from singing it and he genuinely didnt know
lostcave:how coming out went for me. also just so you know, i never threatened suicide, i don’t know where she got that from. luckily i went in knowing that this would be the outcome, and really, i’m okay. my dad is the most supportive human being
dakotadornan:I think my parents stole the name from their friends that were also about to have a baby. Yeah, it was a boy and they named their kid Jackson. I was supposed to be named Ruby but my dad thought that Ruby Johnson sounded like a stripper’s
summer-roberts: God, I sound like my dad.
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
on the post where I described my perfect man someone commented ‘that sounds like what a dad would do’ aw you innocent lil nugget ya that’s basically my thing
fierceisnotenough: phantity: My dad bought a new doorbell… This is what it sounds like OH MY GOD NEED
my dad bought me a sailor moon wand when i was like 7, it was pink and sparkly and lit up and had sounds but i have no idea what happened to it booo
so my dad hasn’t been doing so well lately and even though he can be a real ass sometimes i still feel bad, first he was having stomach issues and now he has a persistent cough and it sounds so bad like he’s wheezing except he’s like way too stubborn
Well that was a stream, got drunk, fucked own brother first chance Igot, had another dude joinin for voicework. I mean it was pretty rgeat haha. now I can finally focus on drawing, did I mention I was drunjk, shouldnt have played this drinking game.
antropomorfisme: Why can’t dads sneeze normally
![natural–blues: sirsmalldog: yayfeminism: [Thread] this kind of makes me want to cry because I was just with my dad in the hospital two days ago, and he put off going to the hospital for weeks…. because we can’t afford it. we thought (as did](https://40.media.tumblr.com/7bf9bd64c3d379dc6ecdc2e6c84af7e3/tumblr_p1d44w0wkz1rlsu93o1_250.jpg)
